Thread: Fwd: Very amusing submission for the site.

Fwd: Very amusing submission for the site.

From
Josh Berkus
Date:
Folks,

Got this yesterday.  Thought that you might find it as amusing as I did.

Looks like Microsoft can't tell the difference between MS SQL Server and
PostgreSQL!    Fortunately, we can.

Turned her down, of course.  Politely, despite temptations.

================================
Subject: Can you assist me
Date: Wed, 28 Jan 2004 15:16:29 -0800
From: "Tracey Friend" <tfriend@microsoft.com>
To: <josh@agliodbs.com>

Josh,

Before I send out a note to the main SQL Users Group, I wanted to ask a
participant.  We are having a invitational Career Day where we have SQL
database positions available. Can this type of event be posted?

Microsoft Corporation

presents....

Bay Area Invitational Career Day

Featuring the Real Time Collaboration (RTC) group

RVSP with your resume to:

 coreyc@microsoft.com

Check out our open positions at www.microsoft.com/careers
<http://www.microsoft.com/careers>

                                                 Resumes will also be
accepted for our Server and Tools group at this time.

Please send resumes for review to tfriend@microsoft.com

Thursday, February 5, 2004

Hilton Santa Clara
<http://www.hilton.com/en/hi/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=SJCSCHF>

9:00 a.m.   Registration

10:00 a.m.  Technology Presentation

11:00 - 12:00 p.m.:  Network with Microsoft Managers

1 p.m. - Onsite Interviews

Meet and listen to guest speakers including:

Rajeev Dujari - Group Development Manager

Pavel Curtis - Architect

 Kam Foo Aw - Test Manager

Ajay Dankar - Test Manager

Please visit the following links to learn about RTC:

http://office.microsoft.com/home/office.aspx?assetid=FX010908711033
<http://office.microsoft.com/home/office.aspx?assetid=FX010908711033>

http://office.microsoft.com/home/office.aspx?assetid=FX010909711033
<http://office.microsoft.com/home/office.aspx?assetid=FX010909711033>

Check out our open positions at www.microsoft.com/careers
<http://www.microsoft.com/careers>

                                                 Resumes will also be
accepted for our Server and Tools group at this time.

Please send resumes for review to tfriend@microsoft.com

Tracey M. Friend
Snr. Manager, Sourcing
Central Staffing and Sourcing
Microsoft Corp.
425-706-4431
tfriend@microsoft.com

-------------------------------------------------------


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Josh Berkus
Aglio Database Solutions
San Francisco

Re: Fwd: Very amusing submission for the site.

From
"Dave Page"
Date:
Superb!!

/D

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Josh Berkus [mailto:josh@agliodbs.com]
> Sent: 29 January 2004 17:59
> To: pgsql-www@postgresql.org
> Subject: [pgsql-www] Fwd: Very amusing submission for the site.
>
> Folks,
>
> Got this yesterday.  Thought that you might find it as
> amusing as I did.
>
> Looks like Microsoft can't tell the difference between MS SQL
> Server and
> PostgreSQL!    Fortunately, we can.
>
> Turned her down, of course.  Politely, despite temptations.
>
> ================================
> Subject: Can you assist me
> Date: Wed, 28 Jan 2004 15:16:29 -0800
> From: "Tracey Friend" <tfriend@microsoft.com>
> To: <josh@agliodbs.com>
>
> Josh,
>
> Before I send out a note to the main SQL Users Group, I
> wanted to ask a participant.  We are having a invitational
> Career Day where we have SQL database positions available.
> Can this type of event be posted?
>
> Microsoft Corporation
>
> presents....
>
> Bay Area Invitational Career Day
>
> Featuring the Real Time Collaboration (RTC) group
>
> RVSP with your resume to:
>
>  coreyc@microsoft.com
>
> Check out our open positions at www.microsoft.com/careers
> <http://www.microsoft.com/careers>
>
>                                                  Resumes will
> also be accepted for our Server and Tools group at this time.
>
> Please send resumes for review to tfriend@microsoft.com
>
> Thursday, February 5, 2004
>
> Hilton Santa Clara
> <http://www.hilton.com/en/hi/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=SJCSCHF>
>
> 9:00 a.m.   Registration
>
> 10:00 a.m.  Technology Presentation
>
> 11:00 - 12:00 p.m.:  Network with Microsoft Managers
>
> 1 p.m. - Onsite Interviews
>
> Meet and listen to guest speakers including:
>
> Rajeev Dujari - Group Development Manager
>
> Pavel Curtis - Architect
>
>  Kam Foo Aw - Test Manager
>
> Ajay Dankar - Test Manager
>
> Please visit the following links to learn about RTC:
>
> http://office.microsoft.com/home/office.aspx?assetid=FX010908711033
> <http://office.microsoft.com/home/office.aspx?assetid=FX010908711033>
>
> http://office.microsoft.com/home/office.aspx?assetid=FX010909711033
> <http://office.microsoft.com/home/office.aspx?assetid=FX010909711033>
>
> Check out our open positions at www.microsoft.com/careers
> <http://www.microsoft.com/careers>
>
>                                                  Resumes will
> also be accepted for our Server and Tools group at this time.
>
> Please send resumes for review to tfriend@microsoft.com
>
> Tracey M. Friend
> Snr. Manager, Sourcing
> Central Staffing and Sourcing
> Microsoft Corp.
> 425-706-4431
> tfriend@microsoft.com
>
> -------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> --
> Josh Berkus
> Aglio Database Solutions
> San Francisco
>
> ---------------------------(end of
> broadcast)---------------------------
> TIP 3: if posting/reading through Usenet, please send an appropriate
>       subscribe-nomail command to majordomo@postgresql.org so
> that your
>       message can get through to the mailing list cleanly
>

Re: Fwd: Very amusing submission for the site.

From
Robert Treat
Date:
I think it should be posted, with a headline "Micro$oft turns to
PostgreSQL user base to find quality DBA candidates" :-)

Robert Treat

On Thu, 2004-01-29 at 13:59, Dave Page wrote:
> Superb!!
>
> /D
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Josh Berkus [mailto:josh@agliodbs.com]
> > Sent: 29 January 2004 17:59
> > To: pgsql-www@postgresql.org
> > Subject: [pgsql-www] Fwd: Very amusing submission for the site.
> >
> > Folks,
> >
> > Got this yesterday.  Thought that you might find it as
> > amusing as I did.
> >
> > Looks like Microsoft can't tell the difference between MS SQL
> > Server and
> > PostgreSQL!    Fortunately, we can.
> >
> > Turned her down, of course.  Politely, despite temptations.
> >
> > ================================
> > Subject: Can you assist me
> > Date: Wed, 28 Jan 2004 15:16:29 -0800
> > From: "Tracey Friend" <tfriend@microsoft.com>
> > To: <josh@agliodbs.com>
> >
> > Josh,
> >
> > Before I send out a note to the main SQL Users Group, I
> > wanted to ask a participant.  We are having a invitational
> > Career Day where we have SQL database positions available.
> > Can this type of event be posted?
> >
> > Microsoft Corporation
> >
> > presents....
> >
> > Bay Area Invitational Career Day
> >
> > Featuring the Real Time Collaboration (RTC) group
> >
> > RVSP with your resume to:
> >
> >  coreyc@microsoft.com
> >
> > Check out our open positions at www.microsoft.com/careers
> > <http://www.microsoft.com/careers>
> >
> >                                                  Resumes will
> > also be accepted for our Server and Tools group at this time.
> >
> > Please send resumes for review to tfriend@microsoft.com
> >
> > Thursday, February 5, 2004
> >
> > Hilton Santa Clara
> > <http://www.hilton.com/en/hi/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=SJCSCHF>
> >
> > 9:00 a.m.   Registration
> >
> > 10:00 a.m.  Technology Presentation
> >
> > 11:00 - 12:00 p.m.:  Network with Microsoft Managers
> >
> > 1 p.m. - Onsite Interviews
> >
> > Meet and listen to guest speakers including:
> >
> > Rajeev Dujari - Group Development Manager
> >
> > Pavel Curtis - Architect
> >
> >  Kam Foo Aw - Test Manager
> >
> > Ajay Dankar - Test Manager
> >
> > Please visit the following links to learn about RTC:
> >
> > http://office.microsoft.com/home/office.aspx?assetid=FX010908711033
> > <http://office.microsoft.com/home/office.aspx?assetid=FX010908711033>
> >
> > http://office.microsoft.com/home/office.aspx?assetid=FX010909711033
> > <http://office.microsoft.com/home/office.aspx?assetid=FX010909711033>
> >
> > Check out our open positions at www.microsoft.com/careers
> > <http://www.microsoft.com/careers>
> >
> >                                                  Resumes will
> > also be accepted for our Server and Tools group at this time.
> >
> > Please send resumes for review to tfriend@microsoft.com
> >
> > Tracey M. Friend
> > Snr. Manager, Sourcing
> > Central Staffing and Sourcing
> > Microsoft Corp.
> > 425-706-4431
> > tfriend@microsoft.com
> >
> > -------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > --
> > Josh Berkus
> > Aglio Database Solutions
> > San Francisco
> >
> > ---------------------------(end of
> > broadcast)---------------------------
> > TIP 3: if posting/reading through Usenet, please send an appropriate
> >       subscribe-nomail command to majordomo@postgresql.org so
> > that your
> >       message can get through to the mailing list cleanly
> >
>
> ---------------------------(end of broadcast)---------------------------
> TIP 3: if posting/reading through Usenet, please send an appropriate
>       subscribe-nomail command to majordomo@postgresql.org so that your
>       message can get through to the mailing list cleanly

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Re: Fwd: Very amusing submission for the site.

From
"Marc G. Fournier"
Date:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2004, Robert Treat wrote:

> I think it should be posted, with a headline "Micro$oft turns to
> PostgreSQL user base to find quality DBA candidates" :-)

Oh, I like that ... add my vote positive to that :)
>
> Robert Treat
>
> On Thu, 2004-01-29 at 13:59, Dave Page wrote:
> > Superb!!
> >
> > /D
> >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Josh Berkus [mailto:josh@agliodbs.com]
> > > Sent: 29 January 2004 17:59
> > > To: pgsql-www@postgresql.org
> > > Subject: [pgsql-www] Fwd: Very amusing submission for the site.
> > >
> > > Folks,
> > >
> > > Got this yesterday.  Thought that you might find it as
> > > amusing as I did.
> > >
> > > Looks like Microsoft can't tell the difference between MS SQL
> > > Server and
> > > PostgreSQL!    Fortunately, we can.
> > >
> > > Turned her down, of course.  Politely, despite temptations.
> > >
> > > ================================
> > > Subject: Can you assist me
> > > Date: Wed, 28 Jan 2004 15:16:29 -0800
> > > From: "Tracey Friend" <tfriend@microsoft.com>
> > > To: <josh@agliodbs.com>
> > >
> > > Josh,
> > >
> > > Before I send out a note to the main SQL Users Group, I
> > > wanted to ask a participant.  We are having a invitational
> > > Career Day where we have SQL database positions available.
> > > Can this type of event be posted?
> > >
> > > Microsoft Corporation
> > >
> > > presents....
> > >
> > > Bay Area Invitational Career Day
> > >
> > > Featuring the Real Time Collaboration (RTC) group
> > >
> > > RVSP with your resume to:
> > >
> > >  coreyc@microsoft.com
> > >
> > > Check out our open positions at www.microsoft.com/careers
> > > <http://www.microsoft.com/careers>
> > >
> > >                                                  Resumes will
> > > also be accepted for our Server and Tools group at this time.
> > >
> > > Please send resumes for review to tfriend@microsoft.com
> > >
> > > Thursday, February 5, 2004
> > >
> > > Hilton Santa Clara
> > > <http://www.hilton.com/en/hi/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=SJCSCHF>
> > >
> > > 9:00 a.m.   Registration
> > >
> > > 10:00 a.m.  Technology Presentation
> > >
> > > 11:00 - 12:00 p.m.:  Network with Microsoft Managers
> > >
> > > 1 p.m. - Onsite Interviews
> > >
> > > Meet and listen to guest speakers including:
> > >
> > > Rajeev Dujari - Group Development Manager
> > >
> > > Pavel Curtis - Architect
> > >
> > >  Kam Foo Aw - Test Manager
> > >
> > > Ajay Dankar - Test Manager
> > >
> > > Please visit the following links to learn about RTC:
> > >
> > > http://office.microsoft.com/home/office.aspx?assetid=FX010908711033
> > > <http://office.microsoft.com/home/office.aspx?assetid=FX010908711033>
> > >
> > > http://office.microsoft.com/home/office.aspx?assetid=FX010909711033
> > > <http://office.microsoft.com/home/office.aspx?assetid=FX010909711033>
> > >
> > > Check out our open positions at www.microsoft.com/careers
> > > <http://www.microsoft.com/careers>
> > >
> > >                                                  Resumes will
> > > also be accepted for our Server and Tools group at this time.
> > >
> > > Please send resumes for review to tfriend@microsoft.com
> > >
> > > Tracey M. Friend
> > > Snr. Manager, Sourcing
> > > Central Staffing and Sourcing
> > > Microsoft Corp.
> > > 425-706-4431
> > > tfriend@microsoft.com
> > >
> > > -------------------------------------------------------
> > >
> > >
> > > --
> > > Josh Berkus
> > > Aglio Database Solutions
> > > San Francisco
> > >
> > > ---------------------------(end of
> > > broadcast)---------------------------
> > > TIP 3: if posting/reading through Usenet, please send an appropriate
> > >       subscribe-nomail command to majordomo@postgresql.org so
> > > that your
> > >       message can get through to the mailing list cleanly
> > >
> >
> > ---------------------------(end of broadcast)---------------------------
> > TIP 3: if posting/reading through Usenet, please send an appropriate
> >       subscribe-nomail command to majordomo@postgresql.org so that your
> >       message can get through to the mailing list cleanly
>
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> Build A Brighter Lamp :: Linux Apache {middleware} PostgreSQL
>
>
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