Thread: T-O-A-S-T meaning
Sorry, can't resist :-) Any time I see such a name for a piece of software, I'm trying to figure out what the single characters could stand for. Thus I'm looking for a good interpretation of TOAST. So far I have Tuple Outgrown Attribute Storage Technique It somehow reflects what the toaster should do for us. Well, outgrown could be replaced by obscure, off-beat, off- side, omnipotent, outcast and many more. Omnipotent is my second choice. Some other ideas? Jan -- #======================================================================# # It's easier to get forgiveness for being wrong than for being right. # # Let's break this rule - forgive me. # #========================================= wieck@debis.com (Jan Wieck) #
> Sorry, can't resist :-) > > Any time I see such a name for a piece of software, I'm > trying to figure out what the single characters could stand > for. Thus I'm looking for a good interpretation of TOAST. So > far I have > > Tuple > Outgrown > Attribute > Storage > Technique Tuple Overflow Attribute Storage Technique I thought "slicer" would be more natural. -- Bruce Momjian | http://www.op.net/~candle maillist@candle.pha.pa.us | (610) 853-3000+ If your life is a hard drive, | 830 Blythe Avenue + Christ can be your backup. | Drexel Hill, Pennsylvania19026
Bruce Momjian <pgman@candle.pha.pa.us> writes: >> Thus I'm looking for a good interpretation of TOAST. So >> far I have >> >> Tuple >> Outgrown >> Attribute >> Storage >> Technique > Tuple Overflow Attribute Storage Technique The Outsized-Attribute Storage Technique ? > I thought "slicer" would be more natural. Only if you can provide an acronym... I have a project slogan, if Jan wants one: "TOAST --- the best thing since sliced bread!" regards, tom lane
> The Outsized-Attribute Storage Technique ? > > > I thought "slicer" would be more natural. > > Only if you can provide an acronym... > > I have a project slogan, if Jan wants one: > > "TOAST --- the best thing since sliced bread!" Nice. -- Bruce Momjian | http://www.op.net/~candle maillist@candle.pha.pa.us | (610) 853-3000+ If your life is a hard drive, | 830 Blythe Avenue + Christ can be your backup. | Drexel Hill, Pennsylvania19026
On Tue, 21 Dec 1999, Bruce Momjian wrote: > > The Outsized-Attribute Storage Technique ? > > > > > I thought "slicer" would be more natural. > > > > Only if you can provide an acronym... > > > > I have a project slogan, if Jan wants one: > > > > "TOAST --- the best thing since sliced bread!" > > Nice. And don't forget the theme song by Haywood Banks. Vince. -- ========================================================================== Vince Vielhaber -- KA8CSH email: vev@michvhf.com http://www.pop4.net 128K ISDN - $24.95/mo or less; 56K Dialup - $17.95/mo or less www.pop4.net Online Campground Directory http://www.camping-usa.com Online Giftshop Superstore http://www.cloudninegifts.com ==========================================================================
> > The Outsized-Attribute Storage Technique ? > > > > "TOAST --- the best thing since sliced bread!" > > Nice. What can I say - LOL! And I don't think that "slicer" fit's like that. It'll not only slice 'em, it can squeeze them into the master tuple too. High cross-bar (is that the right wording?) though, but I like it. Jan -- #======================================================================# # It's easier to get forgiveness for being wrong than for being right. # # Let's break this rule - forgive me. # #========================================= wieck@debis.com (Jan Wieck) #
> On Tue, 21 Dec 1999, Bruce Momjian wrote: > > > > The Outsized-Attribute Storage Technique ? > > > > > > > I thought "slicer" would be more natural. > > > > > > Only if you can provide an acronym... > > > > > > I have a project slogan, if Jan wants one: > > > > > > "TOAST --- the best thing since sliced bread!" > > > > Nice. > > And don't forget the theme song by Haywood Banks. Can I have a title? Maybe I can find an MP3 of it. -- Bruce Momjian | http://www.op.net/~candle maillist@candle.pha.pa.us | (610) 853-3000+ If your life is a hard drive, | 830 Blythe Avenue + Christ can be your backup. | Drexel Hill, Pennsylvania19026
On Tue, 21 Dec 1999, Bruce Momjian wrote: > > On Tue, 21 Dec 1999, Bruce Momjian wrote: > > > > > > The Outsized-Attribute Storage Technique ? > > > > > > > > > I thought "slicer" would be more natural. > > > > > > > > Only if you can provide an acronym... > > > > > > > > I have a project slogan, if Jan wants one: > > > > > > > > "TOAST --- the best thing since sliced bread!" > > > > > > Nice. > > > > And don't forget the theme song by Haywood Banks. > > Can I have a title? Maybe I can find an MP3 of it. > > Yep. Toast. He's got a website: www.haywoodbanks.com Vince. -- ========================================================================== Vince Vielhaber -- KA8CSH email: vev@michvhf.com http://www.pop4.net 128K ISDN - $24.95/mo or less; 56K Dialup - $17.95/mo or less www.pop4.net Online Campground Directory http://www.camping-usa.com Online Giftshop Superstore http://www.cloudninegifts.com ==========================================================================
> The Outsized-Attribute Storage Technique ? The Oversized-Attribute Storage Technique?? -- Thomas Lockhart lockhart@alumni.caltech.edu South Pasadena, California