Joshua D. Drake wrote:
>>> 1. They are slimming and thus hide that you have had too much <insert
>>> junk foo here>
>>>
>>> 2. They think that even though they don't shower, it will make them sexy
>>>
>>> 3. They hide stains better
>>>
>>> 4. Some might suggest that one can get away with washing them less ;-)
>>>
>>> /me notes that for the next "you might be a geek if" list.
>>>
>>> Do we have a 5 and 6?
>> 5. Makes it easier to blend into the background of their parents basement
>>
>
> 6. Reflects the glow of the monitor in the dark.
7. Reradiates absorbed energy most efficiently, which provides for hours of
contemplation on the laws of thermodynamics and thus fodder for imagining that
one is a black hole.
-- Lew
