Hi there,
I resisted too long to this funny thread. Here's my contribution.
Some not-that-serious proposals :
PostgreSQL : Your databases belongs to ... you!
PostgreSQL : This one is free, unless you really don't want to.
PostgreSQL : The database under ACID
PostgreSQL : (Both the) worst name and the best database, ever.
PostgreSQL : If you care for you data only
PostgreSQL : Community driven database. Except gotchas.
PostgreSQL : Let others think it works because you're a good DBA
PostgreSQL : I swear it was working yesterday
PostgreSQL : No downtime, except when I do badly minded rm's
PostgreSQL : No need to benchmark it with others
PostgreSQL : We bring toasts
Ok. Let's do some more serious proposals
I like the idea where PostgreSQL fits every RDBMS needs:
PostgreSQL : One fits all. From small to world business companies.
PostgreSQL : Grows with your business
PostgreSQL : You'll try it for costs. You'll keep it for the rest.
... and the idea it is rock solid
PostgreSQL : Rock solid database
PostgreSQL : 24/7 database
PostgreSQL : Doesn't loose a single byte
... or the idea the community is the most important side of the project
PostgreSQL : When community meets business
PostgreSQL : Community works
PostgreSQL : The more brains, the better code
PostgreSQL : Community driven database
PostgreSQL : Every one's database.
Those are some cents of ideas.
I think lots of those proposal meets other ones. Thats a good point, we
share the same ideas on PostgreSQL.
Cheers,
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Jean-Paul Argudo
www.PostgreSQLFr.org
www.Dalibo.com
