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Re: Slogans for 9.2

From: Rodger Donaldson
Subject: Re: Slogans for 9.2
Date: ,
Msg-id: 05cfd70fa144a3fe3087082956227e8b@israel.diaspora.gen.nz
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In response to: Slogans for 9.2  (Josh Berkus)
Responses: Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Eric Redmond)
List: pgsql-advocacy

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Slogans for 9.2  (Josh Berkus, )
 Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Cédric Villemain, )
 Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Thomas Kellerer, )
  Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Fernando Fontana, )
 Re: Slogans for 9.2  ("Jonathan S. Katz", )
 Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Rodger Donaldson, )
  Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Eric Redmond, )
 Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Adrian Klaver, )
 Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Adrian Klaver, )
  Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Chris Travers, )
   Re: Slogans for 9.2  ("Jonathan S. Katz", )
   Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Koichi Suzuki, )
   Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Simon Riggs, )
    Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Chris Travers, )
     Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Thom Brown, )
      Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Chris Travers, )
    Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Susanne Ebrecht, )
   Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Susanne Ebrecht, )
    Re: Slogans for 9.2  ("Jonathan S. Katz", )
     Re: Slogans for 9.2  ("Joshua D. Drake", )
   Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Emanuel Calvo, )
   Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Raymond O'Donnell, )
 Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Susanne Ebrecht, )
  Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Emanuel Calvo, )
   Re: Slogans for 9.2  ("Jonathan S. Katz", )
    Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Josh Berkus, )
     Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Susanne Ebrecht, )
      Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Gavin Flower, )
       Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Darren Duncan, )
       Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Gavin Flower, )
     Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Darren Duncan, )
      Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Josh Berkus, )
       Re: Slogans for 9.2  ("Joshua D. Drake", )
        Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Josh Berkus, )
         Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Bruce Momjian, )
          Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Gavin Flower, )
          Re: Slogans for 9.2  (David Fetter, )
           Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Bruce Momjian, )
        Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Josh Berkus, )
         Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Michael Alan Brewer, )
       Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Susanne Ebrecht, )
        Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Greg Smith, )
         Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Susanne Ebrecht, )
       Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Leif Biberg Kristensen, )
       Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Alvaro Herrera, )
        Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Josh Berkus, )
       Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Susanne Ebrecht, )
        Re: Slogans for 9.2  ("Jehan-Guillaume (ioguix) de Rorthais", )
         Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Thomas Kellerer, )
         Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Leif Biberg Kristensen, )
          Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Susanne Ebrecht, )
           Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Magnus Hagander, )
            Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Josh Berkus, )
             Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Darren Duncan, )
              Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Rob Napier, )
 Re: Slogans for 9.2  (Tony McC, ) 
On Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:13:00 -0800, Josh Berkus <> wrote:
> Folks,
>
> Postgres 9.2 is shaping up to be a "performance" release; that is, we
> have several different performance features which may speed up response
> times and throughput by multiples for many common workloads.  Also, we
> could stand to counteract some of the "relational databases are slow"
> propaganda being promulgated by the NoSQL camp.
>
> As such, I'd like to come up with a short (as in 3 to 7 words) slogan
> for 9.2, centered around speed. These are to be used in promotional
> materials: shirt, poster, flyers.  For example:
>
> "Fastest Database Yet"
>
> "Your Database, Accelerated"
>
> "Features + Speed = Awesome"
>
> "Make Way for Speeding Elephants"
>
> I'm not thrilled with any of those, so, ideas?

"Does more. Costs less."

ZettaData (not really, but it pokes at Oracle's use of ExaData).

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