Re: Two weeks to feature freeze - Mailing list pgsql-hackers

From Shridhar Daithankar
Subject Re: Two weeks to feature freeze
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Msg-id 3EF9E8E8.24328.1E49C8@localhost
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In response to Re: Two weeks to feature freeze  (Andreas Pflug <Andreas.Pflug@web.de>)
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On 25 Jun 2003 at 14:50, Andreas Pflug wrote:
> Jan Wieck wrote:
> > Change that into "* Remove bugs from source code" and get a patent on 
> > it. Should be a nobrainer (as in those guy's have no brains) 
> > considering that NetFlix even got a patent on DVD subscription rentals:
> >
> > http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/06/24/1458223&mode=flat&tid=155&tid=99
> 
> I'm applying for a patent on breathing now.
> The trick I found is reversing the direction of airflow in a regular way.
> 
> The algorithm seems apparently simple, but it really makes the deal:
> 
> Step 1.
> If your lungs are empty, let air flow into them through some air intake. 
> This airflow might be ducted by some bronchial or additional tubing.
> 
> Step 2 (optional)
> As soon as there's enough air in the lungs, you may decide to hold it 
> there for a while. Some time limits might apply, please consult some 
> specialist for details.
> 
> Step 3
> Press the air out of the lungs, using some muscles or externally applied 
> force on the chest. The air will eventually escape through some body 
> opening. Another patent I'll be applying for covers the use of nostrils 
> for this purpose.
> 
> Step 4
> Restart the cycle at step 1.
> 
> 
> Regards and don't dare to try this without royalty fees!

Oops... I challenge it for prior art..:-)

ByeShridhar

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