Thread: Release dateline :-(

Release dateline :-(

From
Josh Berkus
Date:
Folks,

Unfortunately, it seems Businesswire and Reuters haven't caught on to the
idea of stateless internet entities yet.

So, we *will* have to put a city on the release.

I can see a couple of possibilities:
New York, NY -- like last year, this is the dateline for news that doesn't
really have a location, and will probably get stripped out.

Sydney, Australia or:
Tokyo, Japan -- the 8.1 release, as promised, will go out first on
Australia/Japan time.  So it might be appropriate to use one of those.

Philadelphia, PA or San Francisco, CA -- the locations of the two primary
US press contacts.

--
--Josh

Josh Berkus
Aglio Database Solutions
San Francisco

Re: Release dateline :-(

From
"Marc G. Fournier"
Date:
On Mon, 19 Sep 2005, Josh Berkus wrote:

> Folks,
>
> Unfortunately, it seems Businesswire and Reuters haven't caught on to the
> idea of stateless internet entities yet.
>
> So, we *will* have to put a city on the release.
>
> I can see a couple of possibilities:
> New York, NY -- like last year, this is the dateline for news that doesn't
> really have a location, and will probably get stripped out.
>
> Sydney, Australia or:
> Tokyo, Japan -- the 8.1 release, as promised, will go out first on
> Australia/Japan time.  So it might be appropriate to use one of those.

I think that Tokyo, Japan would be a cool tag line ...

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Re: Release dateline :-(

From
Robert Treat
Date:
On Monday 19 September 2005 16:20, Marc G. Fournier wrote:
> On Mon, 19 Sep 2005, Josh Berkus wrote:
> > Folks,
> >
> > Unfortunately, it seems Businesswire and Reuters haven't caught on to the
> > idea of stateless internet entities yet.
> >
> > So, we *will* have to put a city on the release.
> >
> > I can see a couple of possibilities:
> > New York, NY -- like last year, this is the dateline for news that
> > doesn't really have a location, and will probably get stripped out.
> >
> > Sydney, Australia or:
> > Tokyo, Japan -- the 8.1 release, as promised, will go out first on
> > Australia/Japan time.  So it might be appropriate to use one of those.
>
> I think that Tokyo, Japan would be a cool tag line ...
>

Tokyo? that's been done to death... lets go with Gainesville, Florida.
:-)

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Robert Treat
Build A Brighter Lamp :: Linux Apache {middleware} PostgreSQL

Re: Release dateline :-(

From
"Welty, Richard"
Date:

Robert Treat writes:

>Tokyo? that's been done to death... lets go with Gainesville, Florida.

more options:

Waldo, Florida
Clums Corners, New York
Podunk, Iowa               (classic, but actually exists)
Picayune, Mississippi      (my cousin grady was once mayor of picayune)

Re: Release dateline :-(

From
Brian Kilpatrick
Date:
what bout http://www.elephantbuttecoc.com/

Elephant Butte NM? :)


On Sep 19, 2005, at 5:35 PM, Welty, Richard wrote:

>
>
> Robert Treat writes:
>
>> Tokyo? that's been done to death... lets go with Gainesville,
>> Florida.
>
> more options:
>
> Waldo, Florida
> Clums Corners, New York
> Podunk, Iowa               (classic, but actually exists)
> Picayune, Mississippi      (my cousin grady was once mayor of
> picayune)
>
> ---------------------------(end of
> broadcast)---------------------------
> TIP 5: don't forget to increase your free space map settings


Re: Release dateline :-(

From
Bruce Momjian
Date:
You are missing the obvious:

    New Orleans, LA

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Brian Kilpatrick wrote:
> what bout http://www.elephantbuttecoc.com/
>
> Elephant Butte NM? :)
>
>
> On Sep 19, 2005, at 5:35 PM, Welty, Richard wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > Robert Treat writes:
> >
> >> Tokyo? that's been done to death... lets go with Gainesville,
> >> Florida.
> >
> > more options:
> >
> > Waldo, Florida
> > Clums Corners, New York
> > Podunk, Iowa               (classic, but actually exists)
> > Picayune, Mississippi      (my cousin grady was once mayor of
> > picayune)
> >
> > ---------------------------(end of
> > broadcast)---------------------------
> > TIP 5: don't forget to increase your free space map settings
>
>
> ---------------------------(end of broadcast)---------------------------
> TIP 5: don't forget to increase your free space map settings
>

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Re: Release dateline :-(

From
"Greg Sabino Mullane"
Date:
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>>Tokyo? that's been done to death... lets go with Gainesville, Florida.

> more options:

> Waldo, Florida

Actually, Gainesville is right down the road from Waldo. The latter is a
very, very small town, known most for being a speedtrap on the trip
from Gainesville to Jacksonville.

Seriously, Gainesville has the highest concentration of PostgreSQL
developers than any other city except for Philadelphia and
Toronto. :p

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Re: Release dateline :-(

From
"Richard P. Welty"
Date:
On Sep 19, 2005, at 10:20 PM, Bruce Momjian wrote:

>
> You are missing the obvious:
>
>     New Orleans, LA

my joke was that as long as something that meaningless
was a requirement, we should flip through small towns
with mildly silly names.

however, a more subtle form of the joke would be to take a
list of cities associated with companies that are strong
supporters (of which Tokyo would probably count, for SRA if not
for Fujitsu as well) and flip through those.

as for New Orleans, i think too many people would react negatively
to that, even if intended as a tribute rather than a subtly "off"
joke (i was worried about whether my mention of Picayune was over
the line, but i guess no one else on this list is aware of how close
Picayune is to new orleans and that as such the place is a little
roughed up itself right now.)

richard


Re: Release dateline :-(

From
"Merlin Moncure"
Date:
> what bout http://www.elephantbuttecoc.com/
>
> Elephant Butte NM? :)
>
>
LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH, Wales

Merlin


Re: Release dateline :-(

From
"Jim C. Nasby"
Date:
On Tue, Sep 20, 2005 at 02:54:43AM -0000, Greg Sabino Mullane wrote:
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>
>
> >>Tokyo? that's been done to death... lets go with Gainesville, Florida.
>
> > more options:
>
> > Waldo, Florida
>
> Actually, Gainesville is right down the road from Waldo. The latter is a
> very, very small town, known most for being a speedtrap on the trip
> from Gainesville to Jacksonville.
>
> Seriously, Gainesville has the highest concentration of PostgreSQL
> developers than any other city except for Philadelphia and
> Toronto. :p

The heck with concentration. I think we should make use of our new GiST
features; put lat/long for all developers in a database, and find the
geographic centroid; then use the city closest to that.

Or we could use....

Skokie, IL; I sang in a barbershop quartet there
Antarctica; Hey, it's cool down here! Just watch out for penguin dropings
Hawaii; Our database is so good you'll have plenty of time for a vacation
Uppsala, Sweeden; akin to how Sun flew a big banner over Dell :>
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Re: Release dateline :-(

From
"Welty, Richard"
Date:
Jim C. Nasby wrote:
>The heck with concentration. I think we should make use of our new GiST
>features; put lat/long for all developers in a database, and find the
>geographic centroid; then use the city closest to that.

or just "Earth's Core, Earth"

cheers,
  richard